Freeman's Mind： Episode 17-_Rx0D1cLDoU.en.srt

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[Subtitles by danielsangeo]

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[wind howls] Hey, it's getting kind of drafty in here.

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[wind howls] I can barely hear myself think.

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[wind howls]

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[wind howls] Oh, yeah, that's a breeze all right.

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[wind howls] I wonder how far I can make my spit go

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[wind howls] if I was to hock a loogie into the...

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[wind howls] no, better not.

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[wind howls] Too bad the bodies landed on the

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[wind howls] other side of the door,

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[wind howls] then I could just toss them in and

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[wind howls] watch them explode.

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[wind howls] COME ON! THIS IS STUPID!

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[wind howls] Huh? What about the keypad?

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[wind howls] Yeah!

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[wind howls] WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--

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[wind howls] OOF!

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[wind howls] [ragged coughing]

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[wind howls] [wheeze]

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[wind howls] [raspy voice] How is this happening...?

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[wind howls] [raspy voice] Just let me out of here...

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[wind howls]

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[wind howls] [raspy voice] Jesus Christ...

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[wind howls] [raspy voice] This must be a windspeed

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[wind howls] [raspy voice] of 150 miles an hour...

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[wind howls] [raspy voice] Stop persecuting me...

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[wind howls] [raspy voice] all of you...

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[wind howls]

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[wind howls] [raspy voice] Stop... stop...

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[raspy voice] I guess now I know why that door wouldn't open.

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[raspy voice] That must be why those boards were up there, too.

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[raspy voice] Shhh.

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[raspy voice] This must've happened before.

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[raspy voice] I bet they used to have it lined with spikes.

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[raspy voice] Then, one day they came in and found the janitor impaled on the ceiling.

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[raspy voice] I mean, my God, I'm not even wearing air-resistant clothing.

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[raspy voice] I thought you had to be wearing MC Hammer pants and a poncho

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[raspy voice] for that to work.

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[raspy voice] You don't deal with this in theoretical physics.

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[raspy voice] It's just numbers,

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but rocket scientists don't have that excuse.

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They have to test the rockets,

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no matter how many people get killed.

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But I respect that.

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You know?

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Huh?!

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DO YOU PEOPLE HEAR ANYTHING I'M SAYING?!

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I DON'T THINK YOU DO!

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"Oxy"? Is this oxycodone?!

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Oh, no, it's probably just oxygen.

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I don't think you can get high off oxygen; it just makes you more alert.

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I don't really know what I'm doing, but, y'know,

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pushing buttons and having it do something is sort of its own reward.

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Not that I don't have better things to be doing with my time.

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I need to start looking for a new job and get cracking on that lawsuit.

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I've got shit to do!

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God dammit! This is that door that wouldn't open!

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I'VE GONE IN CIRCLES AGAIN!

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[growls]

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Actually, I don't feel like looking for a new job.

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I want to go on vacation like Hawaii or some place in the Caribbean.

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Actually, what I really want is a rebreather so then I can tame a giant sea turtle

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and learn how to ride it.

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Once I can ride a sea turtle, that opens up some options.

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Then I can come up on cruise ships undetected

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and shoot tranquilizer darts at the passengers.

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That'd be fun.

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Actually, if I had some ninja claws, I could

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scale... the side... of the boat...

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and then come aboard at night and rob people.

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I mean, y'know a cruise ship would be loaded with loot.

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And I'd have the perfect getaway vehicle: my sea turtle.

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Hell, I could get the vacation to pay for itself.

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[tentacles moan] I think I'd name the sea turtle "Flippy".

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[tentacles moan] That's a good gender-neutral name.

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[tentacles moan] Or maybe I'd call it "Whiskers" as a joke,

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[tentacles moan] because that's what you'd name a cat.

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[metal banging] The cruise ship guests would think

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[metal banging] that's pretty funny until I

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[metal banging] pulled a gun on them.

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[tentacles moan]

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[metal banging] Wow, you might be a reptile

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[metal banging] but you're really dangerous.

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[metal banging] You're not like a turtle at all.

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[tentacles moan] I don't like that.

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[tentacles moan]

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[explosion, tentacles moan]

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[metal banging]

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[metal banging] God, how can this thing

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[metal banging] just shrug off a grenade?

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[metal banging] It should kill anything.

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[metal banging]

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[metal banging] God, STOP BANGING! JESUS!

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[metal banging]

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[metal banging] You know, some cultures sacrifice

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[metal banging] people to volcanoes or whatever.

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[metal banging] I'd sacrifice people to this thing

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[metal banging] if it would keep it quiet.

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[tentacles moan]

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[tentacles moan] Man, now it's blocking the way

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[tentacles moan] I want to go.

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[metal banging] I have no sympathy

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[metal banging] for this thing whatsoever.

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[tentacles moan]

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[metal banging] God!

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[metal banging]

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[metal banging] Yeah, that's right!

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[metal banging] You show that metal floor who's boss!

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[metal banging] Don't take "no" for an answer!

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[metal banging]

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[metal banging] Yeah, they'll be handing out

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[metal banging] defense contracts like candy

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[tentacles moan] once they see a monster that's

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[tentacles moan] immune to grenades.

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Money money money.

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Man, between suing Black Mesa and being in a key field for a new job,

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I might be able to fund building a robot army like I always wanted to.

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Dammit, I can't jump this!

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Jackie Chan couldn't jump this!

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Well, maybe he could if he kicked off from wall to wall, but I'm not that good.

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Ah, see, if I had a grappling hook, I could throw it up there and swing across.

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Maybe.

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Maybe it's just as well I don't have a grappling hook.

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Oh, what am I saying? Of course I want a grappling hook,

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or a harpoon or something.

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Of course, the real problem here is that

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[metal banging] Earth's gravity is just too damned high.

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See, case in point.

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If I was on Mars, I wouldn't even have to think about this gap,

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but as it stands, I'm like a monkey

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trying to decide whether he can reach the next branch or not.

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It's a wonder we've even made it this far.

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We should've all fallen from trees and be extinct right now.

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Okay, focus. Don't die.

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Don't die.

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Hup!

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[metal banging] Oh God.

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[metal banging] Don't want to do that again.

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[metal banging] This would be more fun if

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[metal banging] I was an adrenaline-junkie.

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[tentacles roar] [BANG]

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[metal banging] Oh, now I know I'm going the right way.

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[tentacles moan]

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[tentacles moan] Right.

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[tentacles moan]

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[tentacles moan] Jesus Christ...

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[tentacles moan]

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[tentacles moan] [growls]

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[metal banging] If you think I won't shoot you in the back

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[metal banging] you're mistaken.

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[metal banging]

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[metal banging] Okay, everybody's dead.

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[metal banging] Just the way I like it.

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[metal banging] God, my knees are shaking from

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[metal banging] going across those gaps.

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[metal banging] You'd think I'd be getting used to

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[metal banging] doing leaps and edging my way

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[metal banging] along ledges

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but there's always that chill knowing that if I make one small mistake,

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I'll be dead within seconds.

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I'm not used to performance reviews like that.

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Okay, so I should NOT shoot the gas canisters with a shotgun.

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I think I'm getting it.

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I'm starting to see how someone could go crazy down here.

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I'm seeing monsters as big as a building,

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ones that teleport out of the air,

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soldiers trying to kill me,

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a giant building with no exits,

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a crazy-o-meter...

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But see, now it's kind of peaceful and quiet,

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and it makes me wonder if I'm just imagining everything.

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But no matter how sane or rational I think I am,

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I'M STILL STUCK IN THIS BUILDING!

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[houndeyes charging up]

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[houndeyes charging up] Oh. Good.

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[houndeyes charging up] Perfect.

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[sonic boom]

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[houndeye chirruping] Yeah, see, this is what I'm talking about.

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Everything's fine then chirping maggots with legs start popping around the corner.

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That's crazy. I'm not crazy and I know that's crazy.

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[bullsquid moans]

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Yeah, that's right, moan! MOAN!

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That noise is exactly what I'll be thinking about when I try to go to sleep tonight.

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And I'll be dreaming about you sucking out my eyes with your tentacle face,

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while I'm nestled up against a stack of rotted corpses,

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then my intestines will burst with insects crawling out of them,

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then the screaming--jeez, that's a long drop.

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Uh huh.

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That's it. I'm going to order a grappling hook when I'm get out of here.

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This is never going to happen again.